Let's do the Mario! Take one step and then again, fall not-so-gracefully through a wall of rock.
We'll say "girl, get it!" to Big Bertha, introduce you to "The Evolution of Schmucks", pant heavily at the sight of John Leguizamo shirtless, spend some time with the only thing that aged well -- Yoshi -- and discuss the finer points of elevator music.
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