Season 8

Dec. 21, 2021

The Best Christmas Pageant Ever Part 2: Smokin' In The Girls Room

It's about time to bring our gifts, and we're brinin' the ham, baby! Let's discuss the final scenes leading up to the night of the Nativity, Imogene's miraculous understanding of motherhood, our shocked and applaudable moment...

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Dec. 15, 2021

The Best Christmas Pageant Ever Part 1: The Longest Title Ever

Break out the cigars, it's time to celebrate the birth of Christ! Join us for a smaller two-part episode this month, as we cover 1983's "The Best Christmas Pageant Ever" starring Faruza Balk and Loretta Swit. We'll discuss wh...

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Dec. 7, 2021

Shocked Talk: The 13th Warrior

Sean and Maddie are back! It's been a while, but they've got some fresh takes on our 13th Warrior episode. Like, is this a movie about genocide? What's an appropriate amount of mead for a Muslim to drink? Who the …

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Nov. 30, 2021

Barbarella Part 3: Mathmos ... Not Even Once

It's time to fly away! We'll introduce you to Duran Duran's organ-asm machine, the Great Tyrant's chamber of dreams, the viva, then less-so-viva revolution, and the rest of the machine-gun plot. Plus, as always, our shocked a...

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Nov. 23, 2021

Barbarella Part 2: A Good Many Dramatic Situations

This is what it sounds like ... when ornithanthropes cry ... after sex! We'll meet Pygar, the blind hairy winged angel, Professor Ping (The Galactic Fonz), The (horny?) Great Tyrant, and Dildano, the accident-prone revolutio...

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Nov. 16, 2021

Barbarella Part 1: Bewbs in space ... in space!

Sorry this is a bit late, Applauder! Naomi and Jen were out of town for Brucefest, and can't wait to share some great photos at the Stanley Hotel in Colorado on our socials! This week, we'll cover how we came …

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Nov. 9, 2021

This Week on a Very Special Shocked & Applaud

Hi Applauders! We were delayed a week in our recording of this month's episode, but we had enough time before next week to give you a short, conversational non-episody episode! We'll read an email from one of our newest Appla...

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Oct. 26, 2021

House Part 3: House This Even a Movie?!

Psycho kitty ... meow ke se! The house is on a rampage, and no virgin is safe from its horribly animated antics. We'll walk you through the rest of the poorly transitioned plot, tell you just how many bewbs this …

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Oct. 19, 2021

House Part 2: Beachball Watermelon Jack-o-lanterns From Hell

What ever happened to predictability?! It's a full house now that the seven schoolgirls have accepted the invite from Gorgeous' aunt. Listen in terror as a watermelon salesman sells his beach-balls colored to be jackomelons. ...

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Oct. 12, 2021

House Part 1: Housenpfeffer Incorporated

It's a horribly horrible Horror October, Applauders! After a hyped suggestion by Sean (from SeanFasts®), Lydia has chosen the Japanese 1977 horror film directed and produced by Nobuhiko Obayashi , "House" . If you're a sadist...

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Sept. 21, 2021

Mirrormask Part 3: Mothers, Don't Let Your Children Grow Up to Be Wai…

Oh wow, it turns it out was all a dream! Who would have guessed? /sarcasm Helena gets caught by the dark queen, transforming her into zombie who likes ice cream. Why do birds suddenly appear? They don't, but some creepy …

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Sept. 21, 2021

Mirrormask Part 2: You Have To Understand We Don't Know What We're Sa…

Let's cover quite a bit of dreamland ground! We'll find out who David Bowie was supposed to play. Helena get's her quest. Some Ent-like rock people get eaten by the Not-Nothing. Our travelers visit a mask shop full of sphynxe...

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Sept. 14, 2021

Mirrormask Part 1: So ... You Gave Your Mom a Tumor

This is one of our all-time favorite films, and can't wait to share it all in excruciating detail, Applauder! We'll start by discussing how we all came to this film, go through some fun Sean Facts, then move on to …

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