Season 7

Aug. 31, 2021

The Cell Part 4: Like a Movie Scene In the Sweetest Dreams

Our dreams have run out! Let's finish this thing. We'll finish the plot with some serious questioning about how easy it would be to make this a 30 minute movie, if police procedure was truly followed. Then, it's on to …

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Aug. 24, 2021

The Cell Part 3: Like a Freak on a Leash

Dream a little dream for us, Applauder! We'll take you through the last bit of JLo's first encounter with Vincent ... Dinosauralfredo? Whatever his name is. Then, we'll walk you through that tiny bit of character building thi...

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Aug. 17, 2021

The Cell Part 2: Hangin' Round Downtown By Myself

**INTRO FIXED 8/18 -- Re-download the episode to fix the first couple minutes of bad audio** Carl hangs around, doing unmentionable things, while watching his victims drown on tape. The FBI does police ... stuff? We finally g...

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Aug. 13, 2021

The Cell Part 1: Wake Up! Grab a Brush'n Put On a Lil Makeup!

August's episode is 2000's "The Cell"! Join us as we discuss the oddity of a movie that tries to be "The Silence of the Lambs" but ends up being more like ... if Salvador Dali directed "The Room". We'll start …

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July 27, 2021

Clue Part 3: Four Endings And a Fun-For-All

Let's solve some murders! We'll finish the plot, including Sean Facts' discovery of a (surprise) fourth ending! That's one plus two plus one! Also, we'll have a really great chat about how we'd recast Clue today, average a sw...

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July 20, 2021

Clue Part 2: Shoot First And Search Kitchens Later

And now ... for the meat of our murder mystery! We'll discuss why everyone's at Murder House, kill off a few characters, and ram some butts together in search for ... clues (roooooll credits). Plus, let's talk about just how …

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July 13, 2021

Clue Part 1: Welcome to Murder House

July's episode is 1985's "Clue"! This week, we'll discuss how we first saw the movie, run through a few Sean facts, and take you through the plot, as far as everyone finally about to discover why each character was called …

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June 29, 2021

Willow Part 4: I Find Your Lack of Pigs Disturbing

We finish the plot! FINALLY! Powerful old ladies do some really funny violence to each other. Madmartigan gets dreamy hair in a final farewell party for Willow. Burglecut gets poop porridge in the mouth. Also our shocked and ...

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June 22, 2021

Willow Part 3: Troll the Respawn, Madmartigan

If there's one thing that really speeds up our walkthroughs, it's action! We blast through about half of the plot in record time, but STILL have one more part left to this epic walkthrough. Fin Raziel joins the party. Dummies...

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June 15, 2021

Willow Part 2: Don't Eat the Brownies

The bones tell us nothing! Naomi explains why she keeps cutting off pieces of her hair and giving them to Jen. We meet matted-hair Mad Dog Madmartigan (not a woman). Zee French brown-eeez steel the bay-bee (huh huh huh). And...

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June 8, 2021

Willow Part 1: Daikinis In The Stream (Prophesied They Are)

June 2021's episode is Ron Howard's "Willow"! We'll start a cold serving of how old Jen must feel for seeing this in the theaters, followed by some tasty Sean Fact snacks, then dig right into the main beefcake that is …

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May 25, 2021

The Thirteenth Warrior Part 3: A Banderas of Merry Men

Our warriors get wet underneath the thunder cliffs of insanity. Ahmed prayerfully prepares for battle with Brother Boss Bear. We discuss why the lack of fantasy in the themes (kind of?) works. Plus our shocked and applaudable...

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May 18, 2021

The Thirteenth Warrior Part 2: The People Eating People Is People!

Somehow, we cover a lot more plot than we expected! We'll take you all the way from the first encounter with the "Eaters of the Dead" (roll original credits!) to the discovery that people is bears is people! Stick around …

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May 11, 2021

The Thirteenth Warrior Part 1: Arabian Knights

May's episode is 1999's "The Thirteenth Warrior"! This film was specially picked from cohost of Shocked Talk, Maddie. Join us as we run through some quick Sean Facts about this box-office flop, discuss where a movie should st...

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