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Dec. 25, 2018

Die Hard Episode 4 Part 3

Gruber takes a fall, McClane has a blood-smeared hug with his rescued wife, and more, as we finalize our thoughts on 1988's blockbuster, "Die Hard". We're all setup to bring you more goodies next year, beginning with Episode ...

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Dec. 18, 2018

Die Hard Episode 4 Part 2

Do you have what it takes to endure another round of smack talk? Then, saddle up for Part 2 of our review of "Die Hard"! McClane gets outside help from Powell, Gruber gets coke-inspired advice from a swindler, and we …

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Dec. 11, 2018

Die Hard Episode 4 Part 1

Back by unpopular demand, we jump right into the action to review the 1988 blockbuster, "Die Hard". In Part 1, we'll make fists with our toes to dig deep into every moment of Gruber's sinister setup, McClane's lack of shirts,...

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Dec. 4, 2018

Guillermo del Toro's Pan's Labyrinth Episode 3 Part 3

We finally encounter the Pale Man. Ophelia uses her five-finger discount. The rebels emerge with extra Pedro Points. All of this and more, as we conclude our review of Guillermo del Toro's "Pan's Labyrinth". All caught up a...

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Nov. 27, 2018

Guillermo del Toro's Pan's Labyrinth Episode 3 Part 2

Ophelia continues her rebel girl ways, following the Fawn's direction into some incredibly questionable, if not fantastic, scenarios. Vomiting toxic frogs? Cool. Amputations? Yes please. Finding out Pedro isn't married? Defin...

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Nov. 20, 2018

Guillermo del Toro's Pan's Labyrinth Episode 3 Part 1

We relentlessly dive into this macabre and surreal film by Spanish director, Guillermo del Toro. Where are you going? Wait, we're still funny! Are you ready for ol' turkey hands? Well, we won't get there quite yet, but we wan...

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Nov. 13, 2018

Tim Burton's Batman Returns Episode 2 Part 3

We conclude our review of Tim Burton's "Batman Returns", including (mostly) everything from the lighting of Gotham's Christmas tree to the final march of the Penguin. Cat got your tongue-in-cheek humor? We'll keep milking our...

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Oct. 30, 2018

Tim Burton's Batman Returns Episode 2 Part 2

In episode 2 part 2, we get cat scratch fever for the second act of Tim Burton’s “Batman Returns”. Snoot biting mayoral candidates? We nose them. Salvation by kitty litter? We has it. Keaton brooding over News coverage? It wo...

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Oct. 16, 2018

Tim Burton's Batman Returns Episode 2 Part 1

In episode two part one, we take a deep dive into the darkness with our film review of Tim Burton’s “Batman Returns”. In almost a self-sacrificing length of time, we’ll batarang you through every emo-glittered tapestry, up to...

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Sept. 5, 2018

Kevin Smith's Tusk Episode 1 Part 3

Look at you! You survived our first full episode in three parts. All things considered, we thought you would have forgotten about us and all the smarts we have to share. Let our third act smackdown review commence! If you're...

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Sept. 1, 2018

Kevin Smith’s Tusk Episode 1 Part 2

Thankfully, we held back the barf long enough to continue reviewing this part of the film. Everyone has their "butterfly" moment when they find their whole life changed. For Wallace, butterflies can hardly describe the transi...

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Aug. 31, 2018

Kevin Smith’s Tusk Episode 1 Part 1

Hey girl, get caught up! If you haven't yet heard Episode 1, then here's our film review and hunt down of factoids. Join us for dinner and dress-up as we tear into the first act of Kevin Smith's "Tusk"! We …

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