Episodes
Special Episode January 2018
Our review of 1984's "The Neverending Story" may have ended, but we've still got more weeks to fill until February's Episode 6! L…
The Neverending Story Episode 5 Part 3
Atreyu completes his fantastic journey, nearly killing the actor in the process. Bastian has an existential crisis that he can't…
The Neverending Story Episode 5 Part 2
Spend some time with giant turtles and little tiny science nerds, as we let our luck drag on through this endless review of 1984'…
The Neverending Story Episode 5 Part 1
Join us (even Jonathan) as we dumpster dive for drama, fly over some Fantasia factoids, and reminisce over our much younger inter…
Die Hard Episode 4 Part 3
Gruber takes a fall, McClane has a blood-smeared hug with his rescued wife, and more, as we finalize our thoughts on 1988's block…
Die Hard Episode 4 Part 2
Do you have what it takes to endure another round of smack talk? Then, saddle up for Part 2 of our review of "Die Hard"! McClane …
Die Hard Episode 4 Part 1
Back by unpopular demand, we jump right into the action to review the 1988 blockbuster, "Die Hard". In Part 1, we'll make fists w…
Guillermo del Toro's Pan's Labyrinth Episode 3 Part 3
We finally encounter the Pale Man. Ophelia uses her five-finger discount. The rebels emerge with extra Pedro Points. All of thi…
Guillermo del Toro's Pan's Labyrinth Episode 3 Part 2
Ophelia continues her rebel girl ways, following the Fawn's direction into some incredibly questionable, if not fantastic, scenar…
Guillermo del Toro's Pan's Labyrinth Episode 3 Part 1
We relentlessly dive into this macabre and surreal film by Spanish director, Guillermo del Toro. Where are you going? Wait, we're…
Tim Burton's Batman Returns Episode 2 Part 3
We conclude our review of Tim Burton's "Batman Returns", including (mostly) everything from the lighting of Gotham's Christmas tr…
Tim Burton's Batman Returns Episode 2 Part 2
In episode 2 part 2, we get cat scratch fever for the second act of Tim Burton’s “Batman Returns”. Snoot biting mayoral candidate…
Tim Burton's Batman Returns Episode 2 Part 1
In episode two part one, we take a deep dive into the darkness with our film review of Tim Burton’s “Batman Returns”. In almost a…
Kevin Smith's Tusk Episode 1 Part 3
Look at you! You survived our first full episode in three parts. All things considered, we thought you would have forgotten abou…
Kevin Smith’s Tusk Episode 1 Part 2
Thankfully, we held back the barf long enough to continue reviewing this part of the film. Everyone has their "butterfly" moment …
Kevin Smith’s Tusk Episode 1 Part 1
Hey girl, get caught up! If you haven't yet heard Episode 1, then here's our film review and hunt down of factoids. Join us for d…