Episodes

Sean and Maddie are back! It's been a while, but they've got some fresh takes on our 13th Warrior episode. Like, is this a movie about genocide? What's an appropriate amount of mead for a Muslim to drink? Who the …

It's time to fly away! We'll introduce you to Duran Duran's organ-asm machine, the Great Tyrant's chamber of dreams, the viva, then less-so-viva revolution, and the rest of the machine-gun plot. Plus, as always, our shocked a...

This is what it sounds like ... when ornithanthropes cry ... after sex! We'll meet Pygar, the blind hairy winged angel, Professor Ping (The Galactic Fonz), The (horny?) Great Tyrant, and Dildano, the accident-prone revolutio...

Sorry this is a bit late, Applauder! Naomi and Jen were out of town for Brucefest, and can't wait to share some great photos at the Stanley Hotel in Colorado on our socials! This week, we'll cover how we came …

Hi Applauders! We were delayed a week in our recording of this month's episode, but we had enough time before next week to give you a short, conversational non-episody episode! We'll read an email from one of our newest Appla...

Psycho kitty ... meow ke se! The house is on a rampage, and no virgin is safe from its horribly animated antics. We'll walk you through the rest of the poorly transitioned plot, tell you just how many bewbs this …

What ever happened to predictability?! It's a full house now that the seven schoolgirls have accepted the invite from Gorgeous' aunt. Listen in terror as a watermelon salesman sells his beach-balls colored to be jackomelons. ...

It's a horribly horrible Horror October, Applauders! After a hyped suggestion by Sean (from SeanFasts®), Lydia has chosen the Japanese 1977 horror film directed and produced by Nobuhiko Obayashi , "House" . If you're a sadist...

Oh wow, it turns it out was all a dream! Who would have guessed? /sarcasm Helena gets caught by the dark queen, transforming her into zombie who likes ice cream. Why do birds suddenly appear? They don't, but some creepy …

Let's cover quite a bit of dreamland ground! We'll find out who David Bowie was supposed to play. Helena get's her quest. Some Ent-like rock people get eaten by the Not-Nothing. Our travelers visit a mask shop full of sphynxe...

This is one of our all-time favorite films, and can't wait to share it all in excruciating detail, Applauder! We'll start by discussing how we all came to this film, go through some fun Sean Facts, then move on to …

Our dreams have run out! Let's finish this thing. We'll finish the plot with some serious questioning about how easy it would be to make this a 30 minute movie, if police procedure was truly followed. Then, it's on to …

Dream a little dream for us, Applauder! We'll take you through the last bit of JLo's first encounter with Vincent ... Dinosauralfredo? Whatever his name is. Then, we'll walk you through that tiny bit of character building thi...

**INTRO FIXED 8/18 -- Re-download the episode to fix the first couple minutes of bad audio** Carl hangs around, doing unmentionable things, while watching his victims drown on tape. The FBI does police ... stuff? We finally g...

August's episode is 2000's "The Cell"! Join us as we discuss the oddity of a movie that tries to be "The Silence of the Lambs" but ends up being more like ... if Salvador Dali directed "The Room". We'll start …

Get to know what you're getting yourself into, with a brief introduction to our show! Have some feedback for us? Email us at shockedandapplaud@gmail.com or visit these fine Web establishments: Become an Applauder with Patreo...

Let's solve some murders! We'll finish the plot, including Sean Facts' discovery of a (surprise) fourth ending! That's one plus two plus one! Also, we'll have a really great chat about how we'd recast Clue today, average a sw...

And now ... for the meat of our murder mystery! We'll discuss why everyone's at Murder House, kill off a few characters, and ram some butts together in search for ... clues (roooooll credits). Plus, let's talk about just how …

July's episode is 1985's "Clue"! This week, we'll discuss how we first saw the movie, run through a few Sean facts, and take you through the plot, as far as everyone finally about to discover why each character was called …

We finish the plot! FINALLY! Powerful old ladies do some really funny violence to each other. Madmartigan gets dreamy hair in a final farewell party for Willow. Burglecut gets poop porridge in the mouth. Also our shocked and ...

If there's one thing that really speeds up our walkthroughs, it's action! We blast through about half of the plot in record time, but STILL have one more part left to this epic walkthrough. Fin Raziel joins the party. Dummies...

The bones tell us nothing! Naomi explains why she keeps cutting off pieces of her hair and giving them to Jen. We meet matted-hair Mad Dog Madmartigan (not a woman). Zee French brown-eeez steel the bay-bee (huh huh huh). And...

June 2021's episode is Ron Howard's "Willow"! We'll start a cold serving of how old Jen must feel for seeing this in the theaters, followed by some tasty Sean Fact snacks, then dig right into the main beefcake that is …

Our warriors get wet underneath the thunder cliffs of insanity. Ahmed prayerfully prepares for battle with Brother Boss Bear. We discuss why the lack of fantasy in the themes (kind of?) works. Plus our shocked and applaudable...