Episodes
The Last Starfighter Part 3: Upping Our Gland Game
Do you like space ice-cream, Doc? We finally finish the plot walkthrough, but it takes 45 minutes to get through three pages of n…
Shocked Talk: The Fifth Element
We're a little late getting this episode of Shocked Talk out, but it was worth it! Sean and Maddie cover the language-learning pr…
The Last Starfighter Part 2: Son of Space Colonel Sanders
We're in a plot blackhole! After reaching Rylos station, we enter a Jean Luc Picard Convention led by Colonel Adolf Sanders. Back…
The Last Starfighter Part 1: Trouble in Star River City
You've been recruited to join us for April's episode, 1984's "The Last Starfighter"! We'll spend a few moments discussing our his…
The Fifth Element Part 4: Bzzzzzt!
FINALLY! The conclusion to our four-part review of 1997's "The Fifth Element" is here, and this one is filled to the brim with la…
The Fifth Element Part 3: Multi-Passing Out From Fatigue
Leeloo Dalas, multipass! Our heroes catch a shuttle to Fhloston Paradise. We gush over Chris Tucker's Ruby Rod. We ask ourselves …
The Fifth Element Part 2: Definitely Too Thirsty
New York! The f*!# you state! Join us as we kick our plot walk through into full gear! We'll tackle the inconsistencies of Leeloo…
The Fifth Element Part 1: Steampunk Goomba Duck Babies In Space
March 2021's episode is 1997's "The Fifth Element"! We have FOUR HOURS of review to get through on this movie, so have your multi…
Shocked Talk: Cats
Sean and Maddie fill you in on some additional "Cats" facts! Learn more about the PBS video release, hear some of the history beh…
Cats Part 3: Cat Scratch Fever Dream
We rate the rest of the songs, question the magical abilities of Macavity, and reveal our shocked and applaudable moments! Jen's …
Cats Part 2: Thanks for the Meowmaries
This week, we'll cover everything from Bustopher Jones to Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat; discuss Old Deuteronomy's previous perfo…
Shocked Talk: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Join Sean and Maddie as they give corrections, provide more details about Powell's books in Portland and entertain you with extra…
Cats Part 1: Domo Ari Gatto
February's Episode is 2019's "Cats"! It's the newest movie we've reviewed so far, and we've got plenty of fun facts, trash talk, …
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Part 3: Nothing Continued to Hap…
Jen shares Stephen Fry and Douglas' Adams link to Apple Computers. Arthur nearly gets his brain removed by some cheeky mice. We l…
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Part 2: And Another Thing...
We're introduced to the crew of the Heart of Gold, including Marvin the Paranoid Android. The crew makes a detour to meet Humma K…
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Part 1: 5% Easier to Hear than V…
The world's about to be destroyed, but there's no use getting all annoyed! January 2021's episode is 2005's "The Hitchhiker's Gui…
Shocked Talk: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Sean and Maddie are back with plenty of additional details about our December 2020 episode, "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians"! …
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians: Naomi's Interview with Abraham
Naomi's brother Abraham suggested that this year's December episode be "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians". In fact, he's been su…
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians Part 3: I Just Can't Wait to Be Kri…
Santa learns the power of giving the finger. Dropo dresses as his idol, Kris Kringle, leading to Benny Hill-worthy high jinks. To…
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians Part 2: Torg-A! Torg-A! Torg-A!
The Martians kidnap Billy and Betty because ... reasons? Mrs. Claus can't escape the camera's patriarchal powers. And, all of ear…
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians Part 1: It Only Goes South From Here
Join us as we send 2020 out with what is considered by some to be the WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME! Fitting, right? We'll somehow mana…
Shocked Talk: The Princess Bride
Sean and Madeleine give their episode corrections and quote some great lines from the film! We read some more recent reviews from…
The Princess Bride Part 4: No Time - Let's Sum Up
It's time to rescue a princess! Plus our shocked and applaudable moments. Shocked Talk for our review of "The Princess Bride" com…
The Princess Bride Part 3: Sucking an Hour Away
This week, we cover the exquisiteness of the Fire Swamp, the torturing of Wesley, and the shippable reunion of Inigo and Fezzik. …