Episodes
Mirrormask Part 1: So ... You Gave Your Mom a Tumor
This is one of our all-time favorite films, and can't wait to share it all in excruciating detail, Applauder! We'll start by disc…
The Cell Part 4: Like a Movie Scene In the Sweetest Dreams
Our dreams have run out! Let's finish this thing. We'll finish the plot with some serious questioning about how easy it would be …
The Cell Part 3: Like a Freak on a Leash
Dream a little dream for us, Applauder! We'll take you through the last bit of JLo's first encounter with Vincent ... Dinosauralf…
The Cell Part 2: Hangin' Round Downtown By Myself
**INTRO FIXED 8/18 -- Re-download the episode to fix the first couple minutes of bad audio** Carl hangs around, doing unmentionab…
The Cell Part 1: Wake Up! Grab a Brush'n Put On a Lil Makeup!
August's episode is 2000's "The Cell"! Join us as we discuss the oddity of a movie that tries to be "The Silence of the Lambs" bu…
Trailer: Who Are We and Why Did They Allow Us To Speak?
Get to know what you're getting yourself into, with a brief introduction to our show! Have some feedback for us? Email us at sho…
Clue Part 3: Four Endings And a Fun-For-All
Let's solve some murders! We'll finish the plot, including Sean Facts' discovery of a (surprise) fourth ending! That's one plus t…
Clue Part 2: Shoot First And Search Kitchens Later
And now ... for the meat of our murder mystery! We'll discuss why everyone's at Murder House, kill off a few characters, and ram …
Clue Part 1: Welcome to Murder House
July's episode is 1985's "Clue"! This week, we'll discuss how we first saw the movie, run through a few Sean facts, and take you …
Willow Part 4: I Find Your Lack of Pigs Disturbing
We finish the plot! FINALLY! Powerful old ladies do some really funny violence to each other. Madmartigan gets dreamy hair in a f…
Willow Part 3: Troll the Respawn, Madmartigan
If there's one thing that really speeds up our walkthroughs, it's action! We blast through about half of the plot in record time,…
Willow Part 2: Don't Eat the Brownies
The bones tell us nothing! Naomi explains why she keeps cutting off pieces of her hair and giving them to Jen. We meet matted-ha…
Willow Part 1: Daikinis In The Stream (Prophesied They Are)
June 2021's episode is Ron Howard's "Willow"! We'll start a cold serving of how old Jen must feel for seeing this in the theaters…
The Thirteenth Warrior Part 3: A Banderas of Merry Men
Our warriors get wet underneath the thunder cliffs of insanity. Ahmed prayerfully prepares for battle with Brother Boss Bear. We …
The Thirteenth Warrior Part 2: The People Eating People Is People!
Somehow, we cover a lot more plot than we expected! We'll take you all the way from the first encounter with the "Eaters of the D…
The Thirteenth Warrior Part 1: Arabian Knights
May's episode is 1999's "The Thirteenth Warrior"! This film was specially picked from cohost of Shocked Talk, Maddie. Join us as …
The Last Starfighter Part 3: Upping Our Gland Game
Do you like space ice-cream, Doc? We finally finish the plot walkthrough, but it takes 45 minutes to get through three pages of n…
Shocked Talk: The Fifth Element
We're a little late getting this episode of Shocked Talk out, but it was worth it! Sean and Maddie cover the language-learning pr…
The Last Starfighter Part 2: Son of Space Colonel Sanders
We're in a plot blackhole! After reaching Rylos station, we enter a Jean Luc Picard Convention led by Colonel Adolf Sanders. Back…
The Last Starfighter Part 1: Trouble in Star River City
You've been recruited to join us for April's episode, 1984's "The Last Starfighter"! We'll spend a few moments discussing our his…
The Fifth Element Part 4: Bzzzzzt!
FINALLY! The conclusion to our four-part review of 1997's "The Fifth Element" is here, and this one is filled to the brim with la…
The Fifth Element Part 3: Multi-Passing Out From Fatigue
Leeloo Dalas, multipass! Our heroes catch a shuttle to Fhloston Paradise. We gush over Chris Tucker's Ruby Rod. We ask ourselves …
The Fifth Element Part 2: Definitely Too Thirsty
New York! The f*!# you state! Join us as we kick our plot walk through into full gear! We'll tackle the inconsistencies of Leeloo…
The Fifth Element Part 1: Steampunk Goomba Duck Babies In Space
March 2021's episode is 1997's "The Fifth Element"! We have FOUR HOURS of review to get through on this movie, so have your multi…