Dec. 7, 2021

Shocked Talk: The 13th Warrior

Sean and Maddie are back! It's been a while, but they've got some fresh takes on our 13th Warrior episode. Like, is this a movie about genocide? What's an appropriate amount of mead for a Muslim to drink? Who the …

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Nov. 30, 2021

Barbarella Part 3: Mathmos ... Not Even Once

It's time to fly away! We'll introduce you to Duran Duran's organ-asm machine, the Great Tyrant's chamber of dreams, the viva, then less-so-viva revolution, and the rest of the machine-gun plot. Plus, as always, our shocked a...

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Nov. 23, 2021

Barbarella Part 2: A Good Many Dramatic Situations

This is what it sounds like ... when ornithanthropes cry ... after sex! We'll meet Pygar, the blind hairy winged angel, Professor Ping (The Galactic Fonz), The (horny?) Great Tyrant, and Dildano, the accident-prone revolutio...

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Nov. 16, 2021

Barbarella Part 1: Bewbs in space ... in space!

Sorry this is a bit late, Applauder! Naomi and Jen were out of town for Brucefest, and can't wait to share some great photos at the Stanley Hotel in Colorado on our socials! This week, we'll cover how we came …

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Nov. 9, 2021

This Week on a Very Special Shocked & Applaud

Hi Applauders! We were delayed a week in our recording of this month's episode, but we had enough time before next week to give you a short, conversational non-episody episode! We'll read an email from one of our newest Appla...

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Oct. 26, 2021

House Part 3: House This Even a Movie?!

Psycho kitty ... meow ke se! The house is on a rampage, and no virgin is safe from its horribly animated antics. We'll walk you through the rest of the poorly transitioned plot, tell you just how many bewbs this …

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Oct. 19, 2021

House Part 2: Beachball Watermelon Jack-o-lanterns From Hell

What ever happened to predictability?! It's a full house now that the seven schoolgirls have accepted the invite from Gorgeous' aunt. Listen in terror as a watermelon salesman sells his beach-balls colored to be jackomelons. ...

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Oct. 12, 2021

House Part 1: Housenpfeffer Incorporated

It's a horribly horrible Horror October, Applauders! After a hyped suggestion by Sean (from SeanFasts®), Lydia has chosen the Japanese 1977 horror film directed and produced by Nobuhiko Obayashi , "House" . If you're a sadist...

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Sept. 21, 2021

Mirrormask Part 3: Mothers, Don't Let Your Children Grow Up to Be Wai…

Oh wow, it turns it out was all a dream! Who would have guessed? /sarcasm Helena gets caught by the dark queen, transforming her into zombie who likes ice cream. Why do birds suddenly appear? They don't, but some creepy …

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Sept. 21, 2021

Mirrormask Part 2: You Have To Understand We Don't Know What We're Sa…

Let's cover quite a bit of dreamland ground! We'll find out who David Bowie was supposed to play. Helena get's her quest. Some Ent-like rock people get eaten by the Not-Nothing. Our travelers visit a mask shop full of sphynxe...

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Sept. 14, 2021

Mirrormask Part 1: So ... You Gave Your Mom a Tumor

This is one of our all-time favorite films, and can't wait to share it all in excruciating detail, Applauder! We'll start by discussing how we all came to this film, go through some fun Sean Facts, then move on to …

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Aug. 31, 2021

The Cell Part 4: Like a Movie Scene In the Sweetest Dreams

Our dreams have run out! Let's finish this thing. We'll finish the plot with some serious questioning about how easy it would be to make this a 30 minute movie, if police procedure was truly followed. Then, it's on to …

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Aug. 24, 2021

The Cell Part 3: Like a Freak on a Leash

Dream a little dream for us, Applauder! We'll take you through the last bit of JLo's first encounter with Vincent ... Dinosauralfredo? Whatever his name is. Then, we'll walk you through that tiny bit of character building thi...

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Aug. 17, 2021

The Cell Part 2: Hangin' Round Downtown By Myself

**INTRO FIXED 8/18 -- Re-download the episode to fix the first couple minutes of bad audio** Carl hangs around, doing unmentionable things, while watching his victims drown on tape. The FBI does police ... stuff? We finally g...

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Aug. 13, 2021

The Cell Part 1: Wake Up! Grab a Brush'n Put On a Lil Makeup!

August's episode is 2000's "The Cell"! Join us as we discuss the oddity of a movie that tries to be "The Silence of the Lambs" but ends up being more like ... if Salvador Dali directed "The Room". We'll start …

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Aug. 3, 2021

Trailer: Who Are We and Why Did They Allow Us To Speak?

Get to know what you're getting yourself into, with a brief introduction to our show! Have some feedback for us? Email us at shockedandapplaud@gmail.com or visit these fine Web establishments: Become an Applauder with Patreo...

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July 27, 2021

Clue Part 3: Four Endings And a Fun-For-All

Let's solve some murders! We'll finish the plot, including Sean Facts' discovery of a (surprise) fourth ending! That's one plus two plus one! Also, we'll have a really great chat about how we'd recast Clue today, average a sw...

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July 20, 2021

Clue Part 2: Shoot First And Search Kitchens Later

And now ... for the meat of our murder mystery! We'll discuss why everyone's at Murder House, kill off a few characters, and ram some butts together in search for ... clues (roooooll credits). Plus, let's talk about just how …

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July 13, 2021

Clue Part 1: Welcome to Murder House

July's episode is 1985's "Clue"! This week, we'll discuss how we first saw the movie, run through a few Sean facts, and take you through the plot, as far as everyone finally about to discover why each character was called …

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June 29, 2021

Willow Part 4: I Find Your Lack of Pigs Disturbing

We finish the plot! FINALLY! Powerful old ladies do some really funny violence to each other. Madmartigan gets dreamy hair in a final farewell party for Willow. Burglecut gets poop porridge in the mouth. Also our shocked and ...

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June 22, 2021

Willow Part 3: Troll the Respawn, Madmartigan

If there's one thing that really speeds up our walkthroughs, it's action! We blast through about half of the plot in record time, but STILL have one more part left to this epic walkthrough. Fin Raziel joins the party. Dummies...

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June 15, 2021

Willow Part 2: Don't Eat the Brownies

The bones tell us nothing! Naomi explains why she keeps cutting off pieces of her hair and giving them to Jen. We meet matted-hair Mad Dog Madmartigan (not a woman). Zee French brown-eeez steel the bay-bee (huh huh huh). And...

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June 8, 2021

Willow Part 1: Daikinis In The Stream (Prophesied They Are)

June 2021's episode is Ron Howard's "Willow"! We'll start a cold serving of how old Jen must feel for seeing this in the theaters, followed by some tasty Sean Fact snacks, then dig right into the main beefcake that is …

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May 25, 2021

The Thirteenth Warrior Part 3: A Banderas of Merry Men

Our warriors get wet underneath the thunder cliffs of insanity. Ahmed prayerfully prepares for battle with Brother Boss Bear. We discuss why the lack of fantasy in the themes (kind of?) works. Plus our shocked and applaudable...

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