April 27, 2021

The Last Starfighter Part 3: Upping Our Gland Game

Do you like space ice-cream, Doc? We finally finish the plot walkthrough, but it takes 45 minutes to get through three pages of n…

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April 23, 2021

Shocked Talk: The Fifth Element

We're a little late getting this episode of Shocked Talk out, but it was worth it! Sean and Maddie cover the language-learning pr…

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April 20, 2021

The Last Starfighter Part 2: Son of Space Colonel Sanders

We're in a plot blackhole! After reaching Rylos station, we enter a Jean Luc Picard Convention led by Colonel Adolf Sanders. Back…

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April 13, 2021

The Last Starfighter Part 1: Trouble in Star River City

You've been recruited to join us for April's episode, 1984's "The Last Starfighter"! We'll spend a few moments discussing our his…

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March 30, 2021

The Fifth Element Part 4: Bzzzzzt!

FINALLY! The conclusion to our four-part review of 1997's "The Fifth Element" is here, and this one is filled to the brim with la…

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March 23, 2021

The Fifth Element Part 3: Multi-Passing Out From Fatigue

Leeloo Dalas, multipass! Our heroes catch a shuttle to Fhloston Paradise. We gush over Chris Tucker's Ruby Rod. We ask ourselves …

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March 16, 2021

The Fifth Element Part 2: Definitely Too Thirsty

New York! The f*!# you state! Join us as we kick our plot walk through into full gear! We'll tackle the inconsistencies of Leeloo…

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March 9, 2021

The Fifth Element Part 1: Steampunk Goomba Duck Babies In Space

March 2021's episode is 1997's "The Fifth Element"! We have FOUR HOURS of review to get through on this movie, so have your multi…

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March 2, 2021

Shocked Talk: Cats

Sean and Maddie fill you in on some additional "Cats" facts! Learn more about the PBS video release, hear some of the history beh…

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Feb. 16, 2021

Cats Part 3: Cat Scratch Fever Dream

We rate the rest of the songs, question the magical abilities of Macavity, and reveal our shocked and applaudable moments! Jen's …

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Feb. 9, 2021

Cats Part 2: Thanks for the Meowmaries

This week, we'll cover everything from Bustopher Jones to Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat; discuss Old Deuteronomy's previous perfo…

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Feb. 5, 2021

Shocked Talk: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Join Sean and Maddie as they give corrections, provide more details about Powell's books in Portland and entertain you with extra…

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Feb. 2, 2021

Cats Part 1: Domo Ari Gatto

February's Episode is 2019's "Cats"! It's the newest movie we've reviewed so far, and we've got plenty of fun facts, trash talk, …

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Jan. 26, 2021

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Part 3: Nothing Continued to Hap…

Jen shares Stephen Fry and Douglas' Adams link to Apple Computers. Arthur nearly gets his brain removed by some cheeky mice. We l…

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Jan. 19, 2021

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Part 2: And Another Thing...

We're introduced to the crew of the Heart of Gold, including Marvin the Paranoid Android. The crew makes a detour to meet Humma K…

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Jan. 12, 2021

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Part 1: 5% Easier to Hear than V…

The world's about to be destroyed, but there's no use getting all annoyed! January 2021's episode is 2005's "The Hitchhiker's Gui…

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Jan. 8, 2021

Shocked Talk: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Sean and Maddie are back with plenty of additional details about our December 2020 episode, "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians"! …

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Dec. 29, 2020

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians: Naomi's Interview with Abraham

Naomi's brother Abraham suggested that this year's December episode be "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians". In fact, he's been su…

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Dec. 22, 2020

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians Part 3: I Just Can't Wait to Be Kri…

Santa learns the power of giving the finger. Dropo dresses as his idol, Kris Kringle, leading to Benny Hill-worthy high jinks. To…

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Dec. 15, 2020

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians Part 2: Torg-A! Torg-A! Torg-A!

The Martians kidnap Billy and Betty because ... reasons? Mrs. Claus can't escape the camera's patriarchal powers. And, all of ear…

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Dec. 8, 2020

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians Part 1: It Only Goes South From Here

Join us as we send 2020 out with what is considered by some to be the WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME! Fitting, right? We'll somehow mana…

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Dec. 1, 2020

Shocked Talk: The Princess Bride

Sean and Madeleine give their episode corrections and quote some great lines from the film! We read some more recent reviews from…

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Nov. 24, 2020

The Princess Bride Part 4: No Time - Let's Sum Up

It's time to rescue a princess! Plus our shocked and applaudable moments. Shocked Talk for our review of "The Princess Bride" com…

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Nov. 17, 2020

The Princess Bride Part 3: Sucking an Hour Away

This week, we cover the exquisiteness of the Fire Swamp, the torturing of Wesley, and the shippable reunion of Inigo and Fezzik. …

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