July 12, 2022

Green Ghost and the Masters of the Stone Part 2: Training Qué

As we begin our post-character-intro smack-down of our no-holds-barred plot walk through, we discover that our mild-mannered car salesman is also the hype man for his luchadore friend Marco, aka The Mexi-Can. And also ... the...

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July 5, 2022

Green Ghost and the Masters of the Stone Part 1: Apocalypse Ahora

Nuevo y especial! We're always on the lookout for quirky films that might be deserving a cult following, and this month, we've got something almost nearly no one has seen. BUT. YOU. SHOULD. We'll discuss how Jen stumbled upon...

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June 21, 2022

Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend Part 3: Operation Dino Drop

In true Disney fashion, Baby's dad dies, and is eaten by (American?!) vultures. We get confused over who the real evil scientists are. An indigenous tribe takes down an entire militia. And, an herbivore mommy dino gets a crav...

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June 14, 2022

Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend Part 2: A Dino Ain't Your Baby

George gets marital advice from Kenge the pilot to "whip that b-word". Well, it is a Disney movie, after all. We eventually get dinosaurs in this dinosaur movie. And who doesn't love tricking infants into believing you're th...

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June 7, 2022

Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend Part 1: Not the Mamma

We love the smell of campy dino movies with themes of war and colonialism in the morning! If you've seen this movie before, you know this is going to be an interesting ride into the jungle of your memory. If …

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May 24, 2022

Doom Patrol Part 3: Nobody Nowhere None of the Time

This week, we're discussing S1 E14, "Penultimate Patrol"! We'll discuss the origin story of Mister Nobody, introduce you to our favorite character, "Danny the Street", and dive deeper into motivations of Elasti-Girl and Jane....

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May 17, 2022

Doom Patrol Part 2: Flex On, Flex Off

The first episode we're discussing is S1 E13, "Flex Patrol"! We'll take a few moments to catch you up on the season, discuss how the "Department of Normalization" reflects some current events, and find out which characters we...

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May 10, 2022

Doom Patrol Part 1: The Best X-Men Pageant Ever

Let's join forces (your ears and our opinions) for something amazing and peculiar! This part is so huge, we won't even discuss the plot for either episode we're reviewing this month. Lydia helps bring us into non-theatrical e...

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April 19, 2022

Killer Klowns From Outer Space Part 3: The Klownening

It's time to land this mothership, hyuck yuck! We'll finish the plot with some discussion over the introspective thoughts from the cast while traversing the community theater-like expansive set of the klown's ship. Plus, Naom...

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April 12, 2022

Killer Klowns From Outer Space Part 2: Cotton Candy Nut Sacks Of Horr…

Ready for a honk-honk-honkin' good time? We'll kick the invasion off with some discussion on door-to-door dine-and-dashing. Then, let's discuss the thrupple aspects of Dave, Debbie and Mike. And as it turns out, shooting an a...

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April 5, 2022

Killer Klowns From Outer Space Part 1: A Romantic Jester

Beep, beep, mothers! It's Sean's (from Shocked Talk) choice this month and look ... it was either this or Cabin Boy. So, trust us when we say, you got the best we're going to bring you this month! We'll start …

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March 30, 2022

Shocked Talk: Mirrormask

Sean and Maddie are back to discuss our review of Mirrormask! They'll geek out over some Neil Gaiman facts, discuss Laika studio and Zelda, and even give you a recipe you didn't know you didn't need! Have some feedback for …

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March 22, 2022

Super Mario Bros Part 3: Mama Mia, Here We Go Again

Our speed run comes to its inevitable 8-4 end as we try to make sense of the rest of the plot, the fate of Iggy and Spike, and what the hell happens to the New York skyline. And as always, …

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March 15, 2022

Super Mario Bros Part 2: Sleestacks and the Stacks of Sleeze

Let's do the Mario! Take one step and then again, fall not-so-gracefully through a wall of rock. We'll say "girl, get it!" to Big Bertha, introduce you to "The Evolution of Schmucks", pant heavily at the sight of John Leguiza...

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March 8, 2022

Super Mario Bros Part 1: A Dino Ain't My Baby

Us: Laughs in 8bit! It's a speed run, y'all! Let's see how many times we can say we unironically love this horrible special effects sci-fi film from the early 90s. We'll start with how we came to this movie, go …

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March 1, 2022

Shocked Talk: Willow

Sean and Maddie are back, and they're Wilhelm Screaming about our review of Willow! Learn about the dangers of black licorice, hear Maddie's happy gerbil noise, and digest a minor argument over what the giant purple people ...

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Feb. 22, 2022

Lady In The Water Part 3: Frodo’s Eagle Ex Machina

Let's finish with the only opinions that matter: our shocked and applaudable moments! The healer ain't healing and the interpreter ain't interpreting! Mister Heep is having a difficult time playing Guess Who. Someone amazing ...

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Feb. 15, 2022

Lady In The Water Part 2: Nymph Narf Scrunt Scram

We go a bit overboard this week, with some deep discussions that will leave you feeling drained. Haha! Water. We'll finally get to discuss what a Narf is. So cross that off our bucket list. Plus, Naomi has the hots …

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Feb. 8, 2022

Lady In The Water Part 1: Here's The Story... She's A Lovely Lady!

It's time to whet your appetite with a thriller nobody wanted or expected us to review ... 2006's "Lady In The Water"! We'll dive in with a quick discussion on how we came to this movie (...we don't really remember), …

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Jan. 25, 2022

Blazing Saddles Part 3: Only Until the Bunker Scene

Our first episode of 2022 comes to a flaming end! We'll round up the last of the fourth wall breaks, finish any last Sean facts we can rope together, and herd our shocked and applaudable moments into the barn to …

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Jan. 18, 2022

Blazing Saddles Part 2: You're Sucking On My Elbow

We'll continue our plot walkthrough with an introduction to Jim, Bart's new ... left-hand man. Hedley and Governor Lepetomane make several failed plans to remove Bart from the office of sheriff, including a seduction from Lil...

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Jan. 11, 2022

Blazing Saddles Part 1: Excuse Us While We Whip This Out

It's a new year, and there's a new sheriff in town! Join us for a hoot and a holler in Part 1 of 3 of our review of 1974's "Blazing Saddles"! We'll start as we normally do, discussing how we …

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Dec. 21, 2021

The Best Christmas Pageant Ever Part 2: Smokin' In The Girls Room

It's about time to bring our gifts, and we're brinin' the ham, baby! Let's discuss the final scenes leading up to the night of the Nativity, Imogene's miraculous understanding of motherhood, our shocked and applaudable moment...

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Dec. 15, 2021

The Best Christmas Pageant Ever Part 1: The Longest Title Ever

Break out the cigars, it's time to celebrate the birth of Christ! Join us for a smaller two-part episode this month, as we cover 1983's "The Best Christmas Pageant Ever" starring Faruza Balk and Loretta Swit. We'll discuss wh...

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