Episodes
Willow Part 4: I Find Your Lack of Pigs Disturbing
We finish the plot! FINALLY! Powerful old ladies do some really funny violence to each other. Madmartigan gets dreamy hair in a f…
Willow Part 3: Troll the Respawn, Madmartigan
If there's one thing that really speeds up our walkthroughs, it's action! We blast through about half of the plot in record time,…
Willow Part 2: Don't Eat the Brownies
The bones tell us nothing! Naomi explains why she keeps cutting off pieces of her hair and giving them to Jen. We meet matted-ha…
Willow Part 1: Daikinis In The Stream (Prophesied They Are)
June 2021's episode is Ron Howard's "Willow"! We'll start a cold serving of how old Jen must feel for seeing this in the theaters…
The Thirteenth Warrior Part 3: A Banderas of Merry Men
Our warriors get wet underneath the thunder cliffs of insanity. Ahmed prayerfully prepares for battle with Brother Boss Bear. We …
The Thirteenth Warrior Part 2: The People Eating People Is People!
Somehow, we cover a lot more plot than we expected! We'll take you all the way from the first encounter with the "Eaters of the D…
The Thirteenth Warrior Part 1: Arabian Knights
May's episode is 1999's "The Thirteenth Warrior"! This film was specially picked from cohost of Shocked Talk, Maddie. Join us as …
The Last Starfighter Part 3: Upping Our Gland Game
Do you like space ice-cream, Doc? We finally finish the plot walkthrough, but it takes 45 minutes to get through three pages of n…
Shocked Talk: The Fifth Element
We're a little late getting this episode of Shocked Talk out, but it was worth it! Sean and Maddie cover the language-learning pr…
The Last Starfighter Part 2: Son of Space Colonel Sanders
We're in a plot blackhole! After reaching Rylos station, we enter a Jean Luc Picard Convention led by Colonel Adolf Sanders. Back…
The Last Starfighter Part 1: Trouble in Star River City
You've been recruited to join us for April's episode, 1984's "The Last Starfighter"! We'll spend a few moments discussing our his…
The Fifth Element Part 4: Bzzzzzt!
FINALLY! The conclusion to our four-part review of 1997's "The Fifth Element" is here, and this one is filled to the brim with la…
The Fifth Element Part 3: Multi-Passing Out From Fatigue
Leeloo Dalas, multipass! Our heroes catch a shuttle to Fhloston Paradise. We gush over Chris Tucker's Ruby Rod. We ask ourselves …
The Fifth Element Part 2: Definitely Too Thirsty
New York! The f*!# you state! Join us as we kick our plot walk through into full gear! We'll tackle the inconsistencies of Leeloo…
The Fifth Element Part 1: Steampunk Goomba Duck Babies In Space
March 2021's episode is 1997's "The Fifth Element"! We have FOUR HOURS of review to get through on this movie, so have your multi…
Shocked Talk: Cats
Sean and Maddie fill you in on some additional "Cats" facts! Learn more about the PBS video release, hear some of the history beh…
Cats Part 3: Cat Scratch Fever Dream
We rate the rest of the songs, question the magical abilities of Macavity, and reveal our shocked and applaudable moments! Jen's …
Cats Part 2: Thanks for the Meowmaries
This week, we'll cover everything from Bustopher Jones to Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat; discuss Old Deuteronomy's previous perfo…
Shocked Talk: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Join Sean and Maddie as they give corrections, provide more details about Powell's books in Portland and entertain you with extra…
Cats Part 1: Domo Ari Gatto
February's Episode is 2019's "Cats"! It's the newest movie we've reviewed so far, and we've got plenty of fun facts, trash talk, …
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Part 3: Nothing Continued to Hap…
Jen shares Stephen Fry and Douglas' Adams link to Apple Computers. Arthur nearly gets his brain removed by some cheeky mice. We l…
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Part 2: And Another Thing...
We're introduced to the crew of the Heart of Gold, including Marvin the Paranoid Android. The crew makes a detour to meet Humma K…
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Part 1: 5% Easier to Hear than V…
The world's about to be destroyed, but there's no use getting all annoyed! January 2021's episode is 2005's "The Hitchhiker's Gui…
Shocked Talk: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Sean and Maddie are back with plenty of additional details about our December 2020 episode, "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians"! …