Episodes

Oct. 12, 2021

House Part 1: Housenpfeffer Incorporated

It's a horribly horrible Horror October, Applauders! After a hyped suggestion by Sean (from SeanFasts®), Lydia has chosen the Jap…

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Sept. 21, 2021

Mirrormask Part 3: Mothers, Don't Let Your Children Grow Up to Be Wai…

Oh wow, it turns it out was all a dream! Who would have guessed? /sarcasm Helena gets caught by the dark queen, transforming her …

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Sept. 21, 2021

Mirrormask Part 2: You Have To Understand We Don't Know What We're Sa…

Let's cover quite a bit of dreamland ground! We'll find out who David Bowie was supposed to play. Helena get's her quest. Some En…

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Sept. 14, 2021

Mirrormask Part 1: So ... You Gave Your Mom a Tumor

This is one of our all-time favorite films, and can't wait to share it all in excruciating detail, Applauder! We'll start by disc…

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Aug. 31, 2021

The Cell Part 4: Like a Movie Scene In the Sweetest Dreams

Our dreams have run out! Let's finish this thing. We'll finish the plot with some serious questioning about how easy it would be …

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Aug. 24, 2021

The Cell Part 3: Like a Freak on a Leash

Dream a little dream for us, Applauder! We'll take you through the last bit of JLo's first encounter with Vincent ... Dinosauralf…

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Aug. 17, 2021

The Cell Part 2: Hangin' Round Downtown By Myself

**INTRO FIXED 8/18 -- Re-download the episode to fix the first couple minutes of bad audio** Carl hangs around, doing unmentionab…

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Aug. 13, 2021

The Cell Part 1: Wake Up! Grab a Brush'n Put On a Lil Makeup!

August's episode is 2000's "The Cell"! Join us as we discuss the oddity of a movie that tries to be "The Silence of the Lambs" bu…

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Aug. 3, 2021

Trailer: Who Are We and Why Did They Allow Us To Speak?

Get to know what you're getting yourself into, with a brief introduction to our show! Have some feedback for us? Email us at sho…

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July 27, 2021

Clue Part 3: Four Endings And a Fun-For-All

Let's solve some murders! We'll finish the plot, including Sean Facts' discovery of a (surprise) fourth ending! That's one plus t…

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July 20, 2021

Clue Part 2: Shoot First And Search Kitchens Later

And now ... for the meat of our murder mystery! We'll discuss why everyone's at Murder House, kill off a few characters, and ram …

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July 13, 2021

Clue Part 1: Welcome to Murder House

July's episode is 1985's "Clue"! This week, we'll discuss how we first saw the movie, run through a few Sean facts, and take you …

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June 29, 2021

Willow Part 4: I Find Your Lack of Pigs Disturbing

We finish the plot! FINALLY! Powerful old ladies do some really funny violence to each other. Madmartigan gets dreamy hair in a f…

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June 22, 2021

Willow Part 3: Troll the Respawn, Madmartigan

If there's one thing that really speeds up our walkthroughs, it's action! We blast through about half of the plot in record time,…

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June 15, 2021

Willow Part 2: Don't Eat the Brownies

The bones tell us nothing! Naomi explains why she keeps cutting off pieces of her hair and giving them to Jen. We meet matted-ha…

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June 8, 2021

Willow Part 1: Daikinis In The Stream (Prophesied They Are)

June 2021's episode is Ron Howard's "Willow"! We'll start a cold serving of how old Jen must feel for seeing this in the theaters…

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May 25, 2021

The Thirteenth Warrior Part 3: A Banderas of Merry Men

Our warriors get wet underneath the thunder cliffs of insanity. Ahmed prayerfully prepares for battle with Brother Boss Bear. We …

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May 18, 2021

The Thirteenth Warrior Part 2: The People Eating People Is People!

Somehow, we cover a lot more plot than we expected! We'll take you all the way from the first encounter with the "Eaters of the D…

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May 11, 2021

The Thirteenth Warrior Part 1: Arabian Knights

May's episode is 1999's "The Thirteenth Warrior"! This film was specially picked from cohost of Shocked Talk, Maddie. Join us as …

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April 27, 2021

The Last Starfighter Part 3: Upping Our Gland Game

Do you like space ice-cream, Doc? We finally finish the plot walkthrough, but it takes 45 minutes to get through three pages of n…

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April 23, 2021

Shocked Talk: The Fifth Element

We're a little late getting this episode of Shocked Talk out, but it was worth it! Sean and Maddie cover the language-learning pr…

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April 20, 2021

The Last Starfighter Part 2: Son of Space Colonel Sanders

We're in a plot blackhole! After reaching Rylos station, we enter a Jean Luc Picard Convention led by Colonel Adolf Sanders. Back…

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April 13, 2021

The Last Starfighter Part 1: Trouble in Star River City

You've been recruited to join us for April's episode, 1984's "The Last Starfighter"! We'll spend a few moments discussing our his…

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March 30, 2021

The Fifth Element Part 4: Bzzzzzt!

FINALLY! The conclusion to our four-part review of 1997's "The Fifth Element" is here, and this one is filled to the brim with la…

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